Dizzie + touch
where am i
YOU’RE WELCOME
people who have cute sneezes really grind my gears
There’s a man called The Doctor. He lives on a cloud in the sky, and all he does, all day, every day is to stop all the children in the world ever having bad dreams. |x|
(Source: riversongsmelody)
I’M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HOW BAGGED MILK WORKS I’M BAGGING YOUR HEAD
HERE GOES
THIS SHIT IS MILK IN A BAG
“OMG HOLY SHIT BUT HOW DO YOU POUR IT WHERE GOES MILK HOW MILK IN MOUTH” SAYS THE AMERICAN
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN
THIS IS WHAT IS INSIDE THAT BIG BAG
THREE LITTLE BAGS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS
WOW HOLY SHIT RIGHT
THE EXTRA BAGS GO IN THIS IF YOU WANT:
AND THEN ONE OF THOSE BAGS GOES IN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS:
OH MAN OH MAN IS THIS FREAKING YOU OUT YET WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA DO
WELL I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU
YOU’RE GONNA CUT THE TIP OFF THE BAG LIKE YOU SEE UP THERE
WITH SCISSORS OR A KNIFE IF YOU’RE IMPATIENT (BUT THAT SHIT DOESN’T WORK WELL AND IT TEARS FUNNY) OR, IF YA REAL FANCY, ONE OF THESE:
ANYWAYS NOW YOUR MILK IS READY TO POUR
READY
WAIT FOR IT
OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
HOW IS THAT MILK GETTING INTO THAT GLASS????
SHIT IS THAT MAGIC?!?!?!
NO THAT’S CANADA
YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME
I FEEL THE CONNECTION
you are married to youtube no girlfriend for you bitch
(Source: abrieftasteoflove)
